What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
Get the A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...mug. 
Aaron burr (sir) is a historical figure who lin-manuel miranda found out that burr (sir’s) last name rhymes with sir, and created a musical called hamilton about another man, alexander hamilton. we think it’s about alexander, but in reality, hamilton’s goal is to see how many times lin can rhyme “burr” with “sir.”
by angelicaelizaandpeggy April 9, 2025
Get the aaron burr sirmug. A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.
The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.
It's fucking terminal.
The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.
It's fucking terminal.
by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025
Get the cant sirmug. 
by Babaidkidk November 19, 2022
Get the Pruthvi Sirmug. A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.
"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."
by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010
Get the Sir Shitlickermug.