Simon

A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.

Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!

by DoobleShit July 31, 2021

Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.

"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon

by Falcox_213 March 25, 2022

Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect

Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world

by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023

Simon

Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.

Wow what a Simon

by levv December 23, 2022

Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''

by vagin man November 21, 2021

simon

they have a huge monster cock.

oh my god its simon dont cum yet

by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020

Simon

Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’

Simon now has 12 coke cans.

by RLO7 March 07, 2023