this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….
by POOOSEYYYYYYYYYY2773737 March 21, 2024
Get the skibity simonemug. Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
by jgus715 May 22, 2018
Get the Simonizedmug. Simon is a shy and fearful person. He afraid to express his true self to anyone except for very close friends. However he is has a funny and cute personality. Once he fall in love with a girl called Jenny due to her angel-like appearance. However he does not have the guts to follow her instagram. He asked his friend to follow her so that he can follow Jenny for mutual relationship. Jenny plays violin. Simon would always dreaming him playing the piano with Jenny playing the violin together. One day they really did it.
by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022
Get the Simonmug. by JasminePersia December 12, 2022
Get the Simonmug. 
Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.
Side note: will never win at Superfight
Side note: will never win at Superfight
by Buddybeth January 17, 2017
Get the simon tingeymug.