RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight

Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)

by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021

Kagodyama religion

This is the religion of Kageyama Tobio. We worship and pray to Kageyama. We also drink milk (angrily) to feel blessed by his existence. Holy water never heard of that it's holy milk.

Pray Kageyama my friend
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.

by Kageyamasqueenofthecourt October 30, 2020

toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us

Toe religion is good

by Hello123toes April 27, 2024

unauthorized religion

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.

My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.

by Mr. Wicked February 23, 2017

My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

by QuacksO September 18, 2018

Religion of peace

When you have to repeatedly refer to a religion as a "religion of peace", then it is not a religion of peace.

Islam is a religion of peace. Terrorism has no religion.
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!

by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024

Mueller Religion

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.

The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers

by TurdPoo December 9, 2021