Jazz and Blues

Music made by constipated pigs.

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Jazz

Jazz, when someone is over exaggerating a situation.

“I JUST GIT HIT BY A CAR”
“Smh. The jazz bruh”

I was with jess last night and he jazzed the whole whole story.

by lulassjenn May 26, 2018

Jazz and jizz

Listening to jazz whilst ejaculating.

"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"

by frocodile March 7, 2022

Jazz

The correct term for a Female Derrick is a Jazz.

Damn this chick is a total Jazz.

This potatoesque gameplay is so Jazz of you.

by faddishworm July 31, 2019

jazz hug

euphemism for sex; derived from an animated version of the "hug" emoji 🤗, which appears to do "jazz hands" (waving hands back and forth rapidly)
Denotes a hug that is "jazzier" than a normal hug, and hugs are already quite close and intimate so the next step would logically be fornication

Those two seem pretty wrapped up in each other; they best watch out, they'll be giving each other the old "jazz hug" before long

by entity05 March 29, 2024

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

Jazz

Has bomb ass cock
Tends to say yes when asked 'eat in or takeaway?'
Died from fall damage

Jazz's dad disappeared

by eszrtxdrcfytvgh November 12, 2023