Craig Jr.

A really fucking cool millipede who is sick as fucking shit.

Person: Hey, do you have any pets?
Me: Yeah, I got a millipede named Craig Jr. He is sick of fuck, no lie.

Person: Craig Jr. is just so sick man.
Me: Yeah, he is the sickest motherfucker on the planet.

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Craiging It

For all of those named Craig who do things out of the norm/ordinary. Usually self-embarrassing acts or those without any thought backing it.

"He's craiging it! He just jumped off and broke an arm, but he's doing it again!"
"He just showed his dick to her, but he just keeps on going!"

by TheBigFatGiantLargeSizeableBoi March 8, 2019