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Religion

Religion is a act of worship, as an example;
Litteraly every belief except Atheism.
Religion is also sometimes called "Theism" and is the opposite of Atheism. Most religious people like me believe in a God, Godess, or Diodee. (Sorry for spelling errors, I'm Polish) and for quick history
50000 B.C.E Religion becomes popular
900-1400 Troubles and wars with the Holy Lands
Many people seem to think that religion caused war.
Not true, in fact, the people who caused these wars were unable to take the fact others believe in other stuff, not that religion tells them to.
Cathilic: My religion is Catholism.
Christian: My religion is Christianism.
Protestand: My religion is Protestant.
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Jewish: My religion is Judaism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam.

It's ok to be religious, it's ok to be atheist.
by Ayourmomhot January 30, 2022
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It's not the religion

It's the fucking religion. It will always be used by zealots and charlatans for evil and will never do anything good that can't be done by anyone NOT in an incest cult.
Derp "DERRRRRRP! DERRRRPPP! It'S not ThE rElIgIoN bUt ChRiStIaNiTy (And be extention Judaism because it's literally the same religion) LiTeRaLlY did ThE tHiNg I'm CoMpLaInInG about! DEERRRRRRRP!!!"

Hym "You... Literally just contradicted yourself there... The words you just now said were 'It's not the religion but the religion did the thing.' That violates the law of non'contradiction. If the religion caused the zionism... Then the religion is the cause of the zionism... If ZIONISM is the problem... Then the religion CAUSED THE PROBLEM. 'It's not the problem it's just THE CAUSE of the problem.' Is what you just said there. 'It's not the gun! It's the bullets!' Like, let it go. You don't need to use the religion instrumentally."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
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unauthorized religion

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.
My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.
by Mr. Wicked February 23, 2017
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toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us
by Hello123toes April 27, 2024
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Kagodyama religion

This is the religion of Kageyama Tobio. We worship and pray to Kageyama. We also drink milk (angrily) to feel blessed by his existence. Holy water never heard of that it's holy milk.
Pray Kageyama my friend
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.
by Kageyamasqueenofthecourt October 30, 2020
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