Mormon cocaine

Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.

Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.

by Boston blackie December 14, 2024

flying mormon

A sexy move

I gave her the flying Mormon

by Red it December 12, 2016

Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017

The Book of Mormon

...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN

1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"

by yo...danganronpa June 12, 2023