Mikahel

a total loser. he is embarrassingly insecure and illiterate, who cannot defend anyone if it were to save his life. He is a total pussyboy who enjoys being bossed around by woman. me too.

"I hate Mikahel so much, I made an urban definition of him so if my ex, Mikahel, looked at his word on urban dictionary he would see this. Bet he wishes his name wasn't spelt with a k instead of a c."

by I HATE MIKAHEL February 10, 2024

Micah

my boyfriend.

:0 :Omg is that micah
;-; : yea bitch that’s MY boyfriend

by TalkToMyBoyfriendAndIWillHurtU March 3, 2024

Micah

That one guy who just doesn't care about how other people think of him. He doesn't listen when people tell him to not do something stupid He also can't keep a girlfriend for more than two days.

Girl 1: OMG

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: Micah just texted me!

Girl 2: What does it say?

Girl 1: CENSORED

Boy 1: MICAH! I TOLD YOU TO NOT DO SOMETHING STUPID!!!

Girls 1&2: WHY MICAH?!

by That~one~guy March 8, 2024

Micah Talbot

A professional bowler who everyone aspires to be like. Worshiped like a God but god will never be on his level. A part time physio student who already knows everything about the course.

Hey are you "the micah talbot" the shagger
Yeah,
*Drops to the floor and kisses his toes"
I love you

yeah, i know its whatever.

by toey6969 March 26, 2024

Micah

The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.

omg Micah IS A BADASS

by MICAH SLEPT WIT UR MOM April 2, 2024

Mikah

Someone who loves to sniff and drink petrol

stop sniffing petrol you're being a Mikah

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024

micah

A micah (US English) is someone who is a hateful individual pretending to care, but will stab you in the back and sell you for a dollar. Will often not take insults well and try to retaliate if their ego is hurt.

He ratted on his sister for stealing the last piece of candy. He's such a micah.

by McDaddy Vampire June 17, 2024