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Michael

A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.
Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.
by someotherkid2021 October 15, 2017
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Michael

A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves
Michael is sad and wants to be cooler
by Peoeksndh May 22, 2019
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MICHAEL

Michael has a big dick at least 29 inch all the girls like him but on the inside he is very depressed because he has no friends his parents are getting divorced and the girl he likes always is angry at him
by Michelle the pickle November 9, 2018
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Michael

a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.
"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"
by hi im wasabi March 28, 2018
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Michael

Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.
Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!
by harry0101 November 9, 2018
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Michael

by becca2439 February 24, 2019
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Michael

A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.
"I totally want a Michael!"
by klassybiatch June 7, 2015
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