by MBGPokeBro October 24, 2017
a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing
"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said
by nathaly August 03, 2014
Matthew Beattie is another word for "massive dick", if you say "wow, you've got a Matthew Beattie", you are implying that the person has a "massive dick". it can be used in female context as it means "massive pussy" also...
by Matthew Beatties Assisstant January 31, 2018
matthew mace is a very hot man who does super cute kawai dances for his boyfriend caleb mattasoni. his love for caleb mattasoni was destined by the super hot woman and mother of hunter horg and wife to dazza, caroline horg. but caleb is actually gay and loves men but he is actually not gay oh my gosh Bellen klingt, Mrs. Loyd, ich erzähle es dir
by caleb mattasoni November 17, 2022
You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021
This guy is a Matthew Botterill! oh wait...No-one can be as good as Matthew Botterill, the almighty dabber.
by AlmightyDabber August 23, 2017
by Big dick8272 November 09, 2019