Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.

Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"

by Iwin..... January 24, 2011

Amaaazan lad

It’s just amaaaazan lad innit

“How was ur day?”
Answer:”it was amaaazan lad”

by Randereeeeeee September 22, 2022

Lads Discord Server

Slang word for purgatory

A: Have you been to Lads Discord Server?
B: Do I look like a sinner to you?

by FoggyLad March 16, 2023

Lad Hag

A women who chooses to socialise primarily with men including traditionally male only events.

Hey, whats with the women at the stag party, they are real Lad Hags if you ask me.

by Hpatps January 19, 2024

little lad day

Little lad day, is an important day for gen z. It involves the meme: little lad.

“Don’t forget your berries and cream!”

“What?”
“For little lad day, the 20th of September”

by Nope :)) September 13, 2021

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 17, 2021