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DJ Khaled

Bill: DJ Khaled is ugly as fuck man. Nigga looks like he has 11 chins.
Jayquan: I know, right?
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sumaya khalif

BADDEST TO EVER WALK THE STREET 😫 OHH TO BE HER MY BODY IS BURNING UP FROM JEALOUSY MY GENES CANT COMPARE I WISH WHENEVER SHE WALKS THE SONG SLUT! FROM 1989TV PLAYS ILL EVEN GIVE U A TIMESTAMP 0:30 SHES THE BEST !
by s244aespa November 7, 2023
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united khaliphate

An Islamic nation in the north of Europe, formerly known as the United Kingdom (UK). It's the most radicalized Muslim nation on the face of earth with Shariah Law replacing the Magna Carta, hijabi terroristas on every street corner, and pubs and churches converted to mosques blasting their ear deafening Allahu Akbar noise 24 hours a day.
Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."

Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."

The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
by Third World Sam November 13, 2023
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Mia Khalifa

Ugly, nerdy looking Caucasian colonizer.

Has a hooked nose, ugly face, big boned and fat body.

Went to an international school in the Middle East; ended up doing porn in the US and getting fucked by black people.
Mia Khalifa is ugly and fat. She looks like Amy from Big Bang Theory.
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Mystiic Khalifa

An emerging contemporary artist that is influencing the next generation of creativity. With his bald head, he reminds everyone that imperfections = perfections.

You can find him on Kick.com/MystiicKhalifa

He Sells his artwork at MystiicKhalifa.com
Why did Mystiic Khalifa draw me with blue hair!
by Mystiic Khalifa April 1, 2024
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The Khalil

The Khalil is a wonderful state, with the President being "Master Khalil". He is the ruler of the state, and doesn't allow taxes, inflation and proper grammar. He also has a term "G.O.A.T" (Greatest of all time). Anyone is welcome to his state unless you disrespect or an anti of him. The official mascot of his state is a TV remote, as you are welcomed to break in to peoples houses and eat their TV remote. This state is more popular than the U.S as people who currently live in the U.S are planning to move there as plane flights have been overbooked packed with flights to his state.
“The Khalil is the best state!!!”
by Lyly_definitions September 30, 2024
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