He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls
by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022

You are such jonas
by Jamy vardy April 6, 2020

Jona is a very good friend. Its easy to make him laugh he is sussy and plays fortnite. He is always there for you. Unless his parents took his internet access.
Fabian: My friend Jona is very good at fortnite.
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.
Fabian and Jona: Bye!
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.
Fabian and Jona: Bye!
by ecateats March 26, 2023

by tpmodern November 24, 2023

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.
How you doing, Jonas?
by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.
brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
by anonymous November 21, 2021
