Jdub

A jdub is a unit of measurement which uses the penis of the man known as Jdub. 1 Jdub is equal to 9405511206203092275616 inches. This is a Leagal and recognized form of measurement used in the metric and imperial measurement system.

I’m sorry I can’t sleep with you, you are only 1/32 a Jdub.

by Noginick August 16, 2023

jdjdj

Jdjdj is a slang word used in texting

It basically means you are very annoyed

Person A: hey what u doing

Person B:hating you

Person A: jdjdj

by Deron the big guy September 4, 2023

JDvance

When you’re an incel and resort to having sex with inanimate objects

“Bro, last night I couldn’t get any bitches again so I had to JDVance the couch.”

by Zealous Ideal July 25, 2024

JDvance

When you’re an incel and resort to having sex with inanimate objects

“Bro, last night I couldn’t get any bitches again so I had to JDVance the couch.”

by Zealous Ideal July 25, 2024

JDVance

To have intercourse with an inanimate object, mostly couches

Hey man, that guy JDVanced a washing machine.

by Cromags_Cook July 28, 2024

JDFC

Just don't fucking care

They wanted to tell me why they were late again but at this point jdfc.

by Bakaway August 19, 2024

Jdne

A word used to describe the state of which a person has nothing else to say. Pronounced Jd'n'è

You: I dont like pizza, its too oily.
Person: hmm
You: Jdne

by Rmzz September 16, 2023