The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.

She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.

by postmenopausal August 13, 2015

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

Pet-Cucked

The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner

"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"

by CosmicPond January 08, 2020

Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.

“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”

by Flatch76 March 16, 2022

SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS

STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT

by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011

Petting volcano

A cute little volcano totally not menacing and so cute and sweet that people come from around the globe to pet it, take pictures of it, cook hot dogs on it and feed it drones. Such adorable little volcanoes are usually only found in southwestern iceland.

I fancy a trip to iceland to see the fagradalsfjall. It is such a nice petting volcano

by Lava lady August 10, 2022

Pet Man

A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.

Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.

by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022