Space raped

When someone invades your personal space and talks to you right up against your face.

This guy totally space raped me. He was totally wasted and kept rubbing his nose up against mine while he hit on me. He's such a space raper.

by Missyknowsall September 14, 2009

Space Retard

A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.

Also known as a Wiggins

"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."

by twistedmind420 August 27, 2020

Space Canoe

A guy rubs his dick between the ass checks of a woman making it look as though his dick is in a canoe. Without warning he yells "To infinity and beyond!" and then immediately slams his penis into her ass dry.

"Man, I gave that chick the Space Canoe last night. She was mad as hell but I was to drunk to care."

by Spacecanoe April 10, 2016

Drunk Spacing

The Myspace equivalent of "Drunk Calling."
Typically involves comments left on friend's spaces that would never be made unless under the influence of alcohol. May or may not include notions of love or gayness.

Friend #1 "Whoa, did you know that Bob wanted you man?"

Friend #2 "Nah, he doesn't really think I have a sweet muffin ass, I think he was just Drunk Spacing"

by amoeba9 December 27, 2008

j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.

Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.

by j-ing off on my day off July 10, 2013

Space Invaders

When two dudes bang missionary and the top jerks off the bottom.

My boyfriend love playing Space Invaders together! He's real good with joystick.

by slave.of.ganon February 5, 2018

Space Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while space docking.(getting a blow job while shitting into a vagina)

Alec, Adam and Kajsa all worked together to perform the Space Blumpkin

The Cedar rapids Mustangs are known for their Space Blumpkins

by Annonymous Homo January 30, 2009