Greg

For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.

Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.

It will drive them crazy for sure.

**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.

#weaintgotnogreg

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

Greg Moen

someone who is grey headed and fragile

dont be a greg moen

by Redneck hippie September 27, 2018

Greg Lamothe

World Champion Amateur kickboxer who owns and runs one of the most welcoming and friendly gyms in Victoria, BC called martial arts unlimited.

Man I went to that martial arts unlimited place and couldn’t believe how nice that Greg Lamothe guy was!

by Sh1993 September 29, 2018

greg

someone who doesnt show up to hangman club

where the fuck is greg

by ew bitch October 4, 2018

greg.4life

An amazing editor and Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan (REAL)

Person 1: “oh look it’s greg.4life”
Person 2: “did you know she’s Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan?”

by Danny Gonzalez’s #2 fan August 28, 2022

Greg

A 4"9 unironically racist marvel fan

Example 1
Greg: nigger
Jamal: what the fuck did you just say
Greg: ???????
Jamal: ...
Greg: anyway wanna watch iron man
Jamal: you are such a fucking greg

Example 2
Greg: i fucking hate black panther
Jamal: yeah i know the cgi is so ass
Greg: no not the cgi
Jamal: ...

by officedaddy September 11, 2022

Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.

"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"

by LM Colt September 12, 2022