A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….
Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.
by DOINKDAYS January 7, 2023
Get the Club night grannymug. The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
Get the Granny Piemug. Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.
Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.
by Kylzam June 11, 2022
Get the Granny Grab timemug. Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023
Get the Granny fluffermug. by The creator of disco granny September 14, 2017
Get the disco grannymug. When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
Get the Granny Lip Itmug. by Big dead scrodum hat June 21, 2021
Get the You’s grannymug.