The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.
by Tyronerny November 14, 2023

by Beeves November 14, 2022

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..๐๐๐๐๐"
"๐๐"
"๐๐"
by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise
by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023

Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elkโs skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elkโs blood.
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
