ghostie

When after you have a shit and wipe your ass the toilet paper is still white.

I just did the dirtiest crap but had a ghostie afterwards.

by Natus January 11, 2005

Ghost Rider

A flaming leather clad skeleton possesed by the devil to punish the guilty and hunt down rouge demons. Johnny Blaze is this superhero's true identity. When Blaze is Ghost Rider, he displays super-human strentgh and resilience, and wields a hellfire shotgun and a hellfire infused chain. His motorcycle is capable of reaching near impossible speed and can ride up vertical walls and across the surface of water. His greatest weapon is "Pennance Stare", which is where he locks eyes with you and makes you experience all the pain you have ever caused, which basically drives you mad, then destroys your soul.

Earth Demon: Have mercy!
Ghost Rider: Sorry, out of mercy.

by Bionicle718 May 7, 2007

ghost-status

When you can't get in touch with a friend, so you give up.

I tried to call him 5 times, he is now in ghost-status. He has to call me

by pfidr34 August 29, 2006

ghost up

1. To chalk up your entire hand(s) before attempting gymnastics.. or more commonly, a game of billiards.

I've gotta ghost up for this pool game.
It's a new year.

by Black Thunda May 30, 2011

ghost writer

A 90's TV show that set the current meaning for "ghost writer" (person who write lyrics to songs but remains anonymous). It was based on a ghost who would "pick up" letters from places such as keyboards or street signs and re-arrange them to communicate with a bunch of teenagers to help them with their daily lives.

Ghost writer just took the letters F,K,C,U,O, and Y! I wonder what he's trying to say!

by Bially January 2, 2006

ghost sex

when you are hitting your girl from the back and your friend comes out of the closet and you pretend to adjust but you swap places and you wave at your girlfriend through the window

Chandler: I really gave Monica a scare with that ghost sex yesterday!

by milkowotea July 16, 2019

ghost

1. n. Spooky sheet w/ holes cut out for eyes.

2. n. The spirit of a person or animal that hasn't gone to Heaven yet.

3. n. A person (usually a sniper) who can move through the woods without making a sound, being seen, or leaving a trail as if they had never been there.

1. Aww, that little girl makes such a cute ghost!
2. Holy shite there's a ghost in my house!!!
3. Be a ghost, McGee.

by Owl Ocarina May 22, 2011