Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011

Cluck Block

When you want to eat Chic-Fil-A but it's Sunday so you can't.

Person 1: Yo man, want to go grab some Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: That sounds great, but it's Sunday!
Person 1: Dammit, why they gotta cluck block us?!??

by TUB December 26, 2018

rock blocking

People at a rock concert forming a barrier and not allowing you any closer to the stage.

"Let's get closer to the band!"
"We can't, those guys in front of us are Rock Blocking!"

by jviska89 February 6, 2008

Stranger Block

To make use of the urinal next to your buddy in a public restroom, in order to ensure he avoids any possible awkward stranger encounters.

Dean: "What's up Jerry?"

Jerry: "Man, why did you pick the urinal right next to me?"

Dean: "Dude, it's a STRANGER BLOCK. I couldn't afford for my friend to have some awkward encounter with some random creepin' stranger."

Jerry: "Of Course!"

Dean: "Always lookin' out for ya buddy!"

by tpaisle April 3, 2010

barack-blocking

Political cock-blocking, especially by Republicans.

"Dude, I hear that Obama wants to legalize weed, but the Republicans are barack-blocking him."

by misterjones58 April 8, 2013

Droid blocked

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.

I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.

by crawdaddywaits April 13, 2011

swagger blocked

when someone intentionally disrupts your act of swag.

I dont know what happened. Soulja Boy just came in and swagger blocked me!

by ballerstatus212 November 19, 2010