elephino

The most Godly joke on the planet. You will laugh your ass off just thinking about it, it's awesomeness will seep through every pore on your body. And you will sex with it.

Billy: What do you call an Elephant and a Rhino?
Bobby: What?
Billy: An Elephino!!
Bobby: That was stupid.

*punches Billy*

by Auge April 13, 2005

elephant

A street term for marijuana.

Lets smoke some elephant.

by kolkx March 8, 2009

angry elephant

In order to give the Angry Elephant, you must understand the concept of the "Penis Showing Game" from the movie Waiting. To pull off the angry elephant, pull your scrotum back up against your shaft, locking the shaft into a vertical position (the elephants trunk). Then push down on both sides of the "trunk" to give the elephant his "ears". Thus the Angry Elephant is born. You must tell who ever looked at the exposure how gay they are and then give them 4 kicks in the ass.

I was so excited when i got the whole room to look at my angry elephant. I got to call them all gay and kick each of their asses individually.

by Jeff Lencioni June 11, 2006

elephant lines

Am initiation game where contestant form a line and stick their thumb up the persons ass in front of them and put their other thumb in their mouth and walk around while the leader yells switch and the contestants must switch thumbs.

To got into the KOK fraternity I had to do elephant lines for an hour....my breath ended up smelling like shit for a week!

by Jack Hoffman December 23, 2006

two elephants in the room

two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.

Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!

by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

pink elephant trunk

Prolapsed rectum.

by Prae March 24, 2003

saw the elephant

(like in the circus) saw the main attraction, now (one) can go home

"maria, this museum sucks. we saw the elephant. let's book."

by lauren August 30, 2003