Deer-Vehicle Crash

when a car collides with a deer

Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????

by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025

düber

v. Driving your children somewhere. A portmanteau of Dad & Über. Parents getting texts from kids to pick them up or drop them off, often on short notice, not considering existing schedules and commitments.

I have to end this meeting on time today, my kid wants me to düber them to 5 Guys for lunch.

by Daddyololo August 18, 2025

Deerfoot Trail

Big road in Calgary. Quickest way to die in a vehicle accident because nobody can drive for shit in Calgary.

Bro: I want to claim insurance after a car crash, how will I achieve this?
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.

by somestupidwhiteguy66 October 23, 2025

Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it

Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?

by D-Llamas June 11, 2011

Oklahoma Deerglass

When one takes the glass part of a blender, then shoves it up ones asshole, and then turns it on and makes shits

I gave Samantha a Oklahoma Deerglass yesterday night!

by bentleyb-okc April 13, 2015

debbie deer

Debbie deer is when two teens are fucking and the parents walk in and the teens look like a deer in the headlights

When liza saw her dad looking at her she debbie deered and stopped fucking

by felix109 June 17, 2015

Wisconsin Deer Antler

When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec

I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler

by afroninja069 September 21, 2016