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A Really Cute Dork

Some ugly kid with a birds nest for hair
Mercy: I think you need your eyes checked, and the correct terminology is a really cute dork
by PigLink June 16, 2020
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dork tingles

the feeling you get when you catch yourself doing something dorky.
I got the dork tingles today at the sales meeting when we had to sing "happy birthday" to our co-worker.
by pennbitch75 July 15, 2021
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emo dork

a socially awkward, weeb who often dresses in dark clothes, and has a hairstyle covering majority of their face
"Bro, did you see Elyse today? Such an emo dork!"
by awildboat September 23, 2021
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Dork

When i grew up in the 60s and 70s a dork was usually a thin gangly guy who was spastic . His hair might have been brushed backwards instead of over the forehead . His hair might have been curly and that was also unacceptable to youth norms of the 1960s . He may have been academically or not academically inclined . I knew a guy who was a dork but could kick anyone's ass if the jerk confronted the dork to fight, if the jerk persisted and punched first after several efforts of diplomacy by this dork i knew . A dork is also socially inept or goofy according to majoritarian norms . However reasonable or intelligent people have no problem with socializing and talking to and understanding dorks

Dork sense two : A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.) True fact.
guy A Hey that guy is a dork

guy B yeah , he sure is ganly , thin and has a neck like a goose

guy A Wow that guy has a dick as big as a whale's in this porn video !
guy B a whales penis is called a dork
by emotional_invalid January 23, 2019
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Dork

Someone that desperately wants to be a socialite, someone relevant.
The dork thought she was the new guard, sent to take over the socialite world by storm, and kick out all the longtime, unique, or original inhabitants of the town to do it. She was one vicious girl.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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Dork

A dork is another word for a whale's dick.
MOBY DORK!
Its practically a Dork!
by K!LL_Tμ€M December 3, 2019
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Discord Dork

People who use Discord entirely too much. Will go out of their way to purchase 10 years of nitro, obtain every single badge, and join every degen server ("furries", "femboys", emotes, etc.) just for social approval, and because they LITERALLY can't stand out any other way. These types of people are usually insufferable, avoidant, and addicted to pornography. Most likely a teenager, or a 27 year old neck-beard that hasn't managed to solve anything detrimental to themselves in life yet. Is also PROBABLYY 4th Wave Feminist. (Is male and actively participates in activities that degrade women, most likely secretly.)

Also probably barely showers, always somehow listening to Spotify, probably plays ROBLOX, has Moderator in multiple servers or is a "top member", attending every con / convention under the sun, ranting in their status, etc.
Wow, Marcuise makes Discord & Reddit his ENTIRE life! He actually spent $300 of his college fund on Reddit Premium and Profile decorations.. I think maybe you should avoid that guy. He's a Discord Dork and loves to participate in any socially destructive hivemind that he can.. Yikes..!
by jm.wav June 15, 2024
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