Carson

An asshole pervert with a small dick

Carson is so fucking perverted

by CommunismOOF February 25, 2019

Carson

I guy with a micro dick that can fit up your nose

What a carson

by Lildicky December 8, 2016

Consolize

A term used by PC elitists to cast blame away from the developer and the inherent nature of most capitalist societies onto the hapless console gamer.

That game interface is heavily consolized. I would much prefer to use all function keys instead of that streamlined, radial interface.

by PC Gamer November 30, 2011

Copson

a general twat.
Doesnt care about anything but himself. Treats women like shit.
And only communicates in violence

C Copson is a twat

by Hah June 11, 2004

consolation prize

This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.

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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment

tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"

by | tund3 | July 24, 2008

Carson

A faggot

That person is such a Carson

by Wicked Wolf Will February 12, 2018

Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.

"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."

by Myrina September 24, 2011