Christopher is an absolute fucking bitch who will try to manipulate you into sending nudes. He will also fake his death because he doesn't know how to ask people to talk to him. Once you break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024
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by Himothy turner November 24, 2023
Get the Christopher Kenyatta Sese-Khalid Jr. mug.Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food
by bigblackballs2340 May 6, 2022
Get the Christopher Gaines mug.christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"
"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012
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1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025
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