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by ]}%^+=+>|\{% December 16, 2019
Get the Brady Hainesmug. To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.
I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”
by Vane April 29, 2025
Get the To Tom Brady a bitchmug. Brady Ochalla, a name whispered in hushed tones with a mixture of fear and disgust, is the epitome of repulsiveness in the annals of history. Born into privilege but devoid of any semblance of humanity, Brady's path was paved with cruelty and malice from the very beginning. With his chiseled features and piercing gaze, he exudes an air of arrogance that repels even the most resilient souls. From his early years, Brady demonstrated a penchant for manipulation and sadism, delighting in the suffering of those weaker than himself.
Growing up in the opulent confines of his family's estate, Brady's depravity knew no bounds. He would torment servants and animals alike, relishing in their anguish as if it were a symphony playing out for his twisted amusement. His parents, blinded by their own wealth and prestige, turned a blind eye to his atrocities, enabling his descent into darkness with their willful ignorance.
As Brady matured, his vile tendencies only intensified. He pursued a career in finance, using his wealth and influence to exploit countless individuals for his own gain. He reveled in the misery of those he bankrupted, seeing them as nothing more than pawns in his insatiable quest for power. Behind his charming facade lay a soul as black as night, devoid of empathy or remorse.
His wiener big tho.
Growing up in the opulent confines of his family's estate, Brady's depravity knew no bounds. He would torment servants and animals alike, relishing in their anguish as if it were a symphony playing out for his twisted amusement. His parents, blinded by their own wealth and prestige, turned a blind eye to his atrocities, enabling his descent into darkness with their willful ignorance.
As Brady matured, his vile tendencies only intensified. He pursued a career in finance, using his wealth and influence to exploit countless individuals for his own gain. He reveled in the misery of those he bankrupted, seeing them as nothing more than pawns in his insatiable quest for power. Behind his charming facade lay a soul as black as night, devoid of empathy or remorse.
His wiener big tho.
by Brady ochalla fan boy February 27, 2024
Get the Brady ochallamug. 
by THAT/NIGGA QUANDALE DINGLEBERG March 12, 2022
Get the Bradymug. Brady is that boy who you didn't notice at first, but now he has your full attention. He's smart, funny, caring and one of the cutest boys you've ever seen. When he looks at you, you completely melt. He has the biggest light brown eyes and nice curly hair and is the most innocent, caring look. He's one of those boys that's cute but doesn't know it, which makes him even cuter. Brady makes it so easy for you to fall for him, and the more you talk, the harder you fall. He's part of a soccer team and can kick ass if he wants to. He's trustworthy and you can tell him anything and everything. He has an amazing sense of humor and can always make you smile, even when your in the bluest of moods. If you know a Brady keep him in your heart forever.
by poseylove March 21, 2022
Get the Bradymug. From The New England Patriots, an amazing, kind, 6 time Super Bowl winner who haters hate because they ain't him. Is loved by A LOT of people from New England and some from other states because they know that he is a nice person, who gives his money to the team, to buy other players for the team. In other words, A TEAM PLAYER, WHO RESPECTS OTHER PEOPLE.
by AuntieFia12 November 24, 2019
Get the Tom Bradymug.