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boat woman

a woman that dedicates her life to living in a boat and doing boat things.
"god i want to be a boat woman so bad"
by alien connoisseur January 14, 2021
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mope boat

A person or people who complain or are generally negative in nature. A negative nancy of sorts.
Hey girl, quit being such a mope boat and get off your ass.
by moosemaster23 September 26, 2013
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Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013
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Boat Mode

The positioning and appearance of a cat sitting with it's arms folded underneath itself giving the impression that if placed on water would float.
"Bruno is going Boat mode!"
"I went upstairs and the cat was boat mode on my clothes!"
"Charlie is on the bed boating"
by Arctic Blep December 19, 2019
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Dragon Boat

A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.
Hey man, wanna head to Dragon Boat later?”

“Sure, I’ll grab the wings!”
by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019
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bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018
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mental boat

When you're high. You may often sing rap songs.
by boats boats boats September 18, 2009
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