Better

Adj: more than just good

Ace Hardware is better than Lowes and The Home Depot. Bitch.

by JtotheWay June 8, 2022

Better

Hey, no, I'm already better than you Patrick. Kill yourself you fat-cocked piece of shit.

Hym "Better idea. How about I kill a kid and then myself? That's better. That's what I'm going to do."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

not better than natsuki subaru

a character of lesser value than Natsuki Subaru

Man that character is not better than Natsuki Subaru

by skencbck September 5, 2021

Betterer

Better than better. Most commonly used when you say better and then it gets better than better.

After we got free chilidogs it got even betterer cause we found some closed sofa cans.

by TheOneSG April 18, 2017

Better Call Saul

The show that is better then Breaking Bad

Better call saul is better then Breaking Bad.

by Incredible Pal July 19, 2023

better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012