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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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New controllers better combollers

A saying expressing the boost from new controllers that will increase and make combollers(game mechanics) betters
You know what they say New Controllers Better Combollers
by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020
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Just better than you

Lee know from stray kids

Almost gained all the title’s that made him ONE OF A KIND and that’s why he’s JUST BETTER THAN YOU

In visuals “unreachable visual “
Walking sculpture “
“Davincis work”
“The standard of handsome visual “

In dance “dancing gem”
“Dance goddess “
“Dance king”
“Perfect dancer “
Professional dancer “
And for his personality he got the one of a kind title because he joined to many organizations and brands to help kids and animals he love to help others 🤍
by Leeknower May 29, 2022
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The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.
I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.
by BetterBagel November 23, 2021
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Better

When you are more good at something than others.
by Jaizime March 9, 2019
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Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024
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better paying job

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2013
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