The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 20, 2021
by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 03, 2023
1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper
by therealgod January 04, 2020
A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
by Marlin man March 23, 2017
One of the Two half-prophets of Chungus. Chungus used him and the other half prophet to reveal the 10 Chungus commandments. According to the Chungusanian Bible, the year 2020 A.D will be the year of the his crucifixion.
Example:
Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"
Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"
by maestrogeicho January 08, 2020
Austin Che is an American Vocalist from Union City Tennessee. When he was 3 years old he learned how to play the ukulele. When he was 6 he wrote his first song. By age 9 he made his first album. When he was 12 he joined a band of which he played guitar and sung vocals. When he was 13 he left the band to find himself. Then sadly on his 14th birthday he lost his house due to fire he even almost lost his own life. Then at the age of 15 he made 2 songs and he has a 6 song EP coming sometime in 2020. The 2 songs he made got him signed to "Golden Boy Records".
by Hello World 347 March 31, 2020
A usually retarded child that looks a lot like a Playmobile and like Sid from the Toy Story. He is not funny at all and smells like a black monkey lookin' ass.
by Its_Kobie July 14, 2018