austin august

the art of fucking cowboys in the summertime

"damn y'all i had the most amazing austin august last night"

by nickle b December 9, 2008

Austin Wolfe

A wolf

Come outside Austin Wolfe

by Mrs. Summers March 22, 2021

Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.

Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.

by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023

Austin Corbett

A dude who runs around like the autistic blind kid. He not blocking no one.

Did you see #63 on the rams?
Yeah Austin Corbett wasn’t blocking shit.
The only thing he blocking was staffords vision with his fat ass.

by RahmNoodles February 13, 2022

austin's mind

There is nothing going on in there

Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind

by imabitch_6500 November 7, 2017

Austin Carlile

Former frontman of Attack Attack! and Of Mice and Men that a lot of people looked up to for saving their lives through his music, but recently has fallen out of popularity due to claims that he had raped 15 different women.

Austin Carlile used to be a great role model

by citeh citeh citeh June 13, 2020

Austin Dropkin

Aka little white boy. Often lacks the general knowledge of getting smells out of cars, but is excellent with smelly Dr. Ricky. Number 15 out of 15 on every depth chart, but will drive u anywhere. Total simp, but overall average friend. His brother most likely will be a huge Matt Forte fan.

Woah is that Little White boy? Nah that’s Austin Dropkin. That’s literally the same thing idiot.

by ThatDude6103728 December 28, 2019