August 8th

If your birthday is August 8th, your friends must by you sweets on that day. You may also ask for one thing off each of them and they shall give it to you

Person A: Can I have some skittles?

Person B: Why? Is Your birthday August 8th?

Person A: Yes!

Person B: Sure then!

by Lemon goddess 🍋 October 16, 2020

August 24th

Ask your crush out day

Girl 1: do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: yes Tuesday August 24th..?
Girl 1: no it’s national ask your crush out day!
Girl 2: so should I ask my crush out then?
Girl 1:Yesss!

by S€xG0D6375 August 23, 2021

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019

august 13

arleths birthday 😜😜😜

arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right

by c00chie destroyer November 17, 2020

No Pee August

Not allowed to piss during August

"You wanker you bloody lost it mate, how did you fail No Pee August"
"He got kidney failure participating in No Pee August"

by Blackman267231 August 2, 2023

August 7

As you know August 7 is National Post Your Favorite Ex Day!

August 7 is the day you post your favorite ex.

by CaribbeanGyalis August 1, 2023

August 3rd

The day axel sucks your dick day

Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy

by Joanxef August 3, 2021