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Werd and a half

When just "werd" is not enough, you add "and a half." Depending on the importance of the situation, one may say: "werd and a quarter" or "werd and three fifths" but werd and a half is always the better choice.

Also may be added to enhance other words.
1)
person A- George Bush is an idiot.
person B- WERD AND A HALF!!

2)Wow, you look like shit and a half.
by miss. rotten November 10, 2006
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gold and a pager

the answer to every math problem every invented
Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager
by mattscott23 March 18, 2008
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a tard and a half

a retard and a half, ie. someone who is incompetent to the extent that you find it hard to know what they are thinking.
oj, u r a tard and a half. u got no kills and 21 deaths.
by 25toLife August 3, 2006
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AndaFoon

A word that can be used as anything similar to the F-Word, but not vile or offensive. (Does not have Thaiwanese origins.)
Whoa! That's AndaFooning awesome!!

You AndaFoon! How dare you!

What the Andafoon?!
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Andallo

The name of a very ownage character on Runescape.
Have you heard of Andallo?

Hell yeah! He's my friend!
by Andallo March 3, 2008
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Rock and a hard place.

Deciding on a negative permanent situation or another negative permanent situation.
It's my wife or my girlfriend. Im stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration.
Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.
by Fireann Steele November 29, 2019
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Dinner and a Movie

While on a date with a female, said female makes it painfully apparent during dinner that she has no sexual interest in her date. Instead of going to the movies, the male cuts the date short and returns the female to her residence.

At this point the male asks to use the restroom at the girls home. The disgruntled male proceeds to shit in the toilet and to prevent the flushing of the excrement, masturbates and cums on the flushing handle.

The male leaves with a polite un-washed hand shake, feeling lighter and gratified.
"How did the date go"

"Awful, but stuck her with Dinner and a Movie, so everything worked out"
by Spyder Jerusalem April 3, 2010
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