Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

Simone

Simone is a lovely girl she has light red hair and has lots of friends she stands up for her friends and breaks up fights.She thinks she is ugly but her friends always say shes not.She doesnt have the best life but gets through it.She is friendly with everyone.She is mainly a Scorpio or Libra.

Simone:Im ugly,Friend:No ur not ur beautiful

by DABEASTIS August 18, 2020

Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''

by vagin man November 21, 2021

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

Simone

Detto OG, Capo di borgo Venezia, comandante supremo della setta dei rapper di tutto il mondo
Assassino occasionale (se serve anche a Reggio Emilia)
Ghostwriter del tuo cantante preferito

Merda ma hai visto OG (SIMONE)?
Quello di urban dictionary?
Si!

by Grattakek November 22, 2021

Simone

Simone’s are egg bitches that are shorter than ants and looks like gru. They will use anything against you in any way. They are also very homosexual but for some reason they date men

Whoa look out it’s simone better not say anything offensive

by Bobby ches April 11, 2019

Olivia Simon

a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.

"Oof that girl reminds me of Olivia Simon"

by truthbtoldbeach October 22, 2018