Alexander

A skinny gamer dude who is a lazy start up entrepreneur. He talks about getting the big life, but he doesn’t really do anything about it. Has enormous hands that can send your body riveting, but he’s very out of touch with his emotions. Still holds onto his mother figure, despite of how unhealthy she and him are. When he loves you, prepare to feel like a Princess. When he hates you, prepare to feel like his mother.

Alexander

by Lou0210 August 7, 2022

Alexander

A massive faggot, who pretends he likes you but talks shit behind your back.
Alexander is the type of guy who doesn't fuck but gets fucked

That bitch ass right there is such an Alexander

by Alexander is a pussy June 10, 2022

Mark of Alexander

When wayward cats marks a home as cat-friendly.

Earns name from Martha Washington's feral tomcat.

Cat 1: Yo. This joint got the mark of Alexander.

Cat 2: sweet. Let's get some tuna up in here

by Ridleyannderson June 24, 2022

Alexander

A fuckin legend. Also a hot daddy.

Alexander is a hot smexy mutherfucker.

by Thesecretmuthrrph7cker August 10, 2022

Alexander Lapas

a person who simps for anyone named Amy and Lisa from Genshin impact

Alexander Lapas is such a simp

by cool dude 12345678900987654321 August 15, 2022

alexander hamilton

it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.

i love doing this with the homies.

bro 1: hey bro, i just gave my gf a hot alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way man, give me one.

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

alexander hamilton

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!

bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022