fat squad

A group of fat girls that are thirsty for other peoples men. Usually traveling in packs they try to get into the friend zone by buying the men drinks or buying them things.

The fat squad was out in full effect last night at the club trying to scoop up all our men.

by NikkiNicole May 6, 2013

Mind Fat

Someone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered to do something that requires the smallest amount of cognitive ability.

Ezra: I found a place to get cheap iPod headphones!

Chase: WHERE?

Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet

Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much

Ezra: You are so mind fat

Chase: ...

Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?

by Mr. Body Massage October 5, 2009

Fat Awning

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!

by W. Steele January 4, 2018

fashionably fat

Somebody considered overweight but is good at dressing well to appear thinner and better looking.

Simply put: your fat and you hide it well

Amy Schumer, meghan trainer are fashionably fat

by Liz1992 July 17, 2015

A fat one

A fat blunt or joint

Let’s smoke a fat one

by Scbestie January 12, 2019

fat eli

A ugly fat nigga that looks like a persons right ass cheek

Wow look its a fat eli

by Red-Savage August 19, 2019

finals fat

The extra girth that is accumulated from eating fast fatty food to enable you to study longer in finals season. This often take place much later at night than you would normally eat.

"I don't think that shirt fits you."

"Yeah, I bought it last week when I was skinny, but now I'm finals fat."

by greenranger April 16, 2014