September 10

National fight a bitch day, the only day of the year where it is legal to fight a bitch

Hey karen! It's september 10th.....

by Ambingbing September 9, 2021

October 10

Slap Your Shortest Friend/Bestfriend Day

The Tall Friend: Slap You Randomly On October 10
The Short Friend: What You Do That For?
The Tall Friend: It's October 10
The Short Friend: Ohhhh But It's Hurt
The Tall Friend: Lol hahahahahaha

by Cozy.Lover October 1, 2021

Aug 10

People who are born on Aug 10 are A+ fuck buddies like people who are born on Aug 24

Wow they’re so cute, sure one of them was born on Aug 10 and the other one on Aug 24.

by YugoslavianShawarma42069 November 24, 2021

August 10

National Boyfriend Day. Post them to your social media & show them you care🤍

Sarah: it’s August 10th!
Bf: so?
Sarah: It’s national boyfriend day. I’m posting you!! You are amazing!

Bf: awww

by bigcityblues August 2, 2021

90 10

Codeword for 90% attention-seeking, 10% attention-giving. A 90 10 is someone who goes out of their way to get the attention of their peers, much like a pick me. They tend to be egotistical, overdramatic, and above all, fake.

A 90 10 can also falsely create attention around one of their quieter peers in order to try and guide attention back to themself, or alternatively poke fun at a bystander for extra draw.

Polly: "Ugh, you see Bart frolicking over there in front of that crowd?"
Eustace: "Totally. What a 90 10."

Jack: "Hey guys!! Look, look, Polly looks like a clown!"
Eustace: "90 10..." (referring to Jack)

by tomschmoll December 14, 2022

Windows 10

The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...

F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!

by dight March 6, 2021

February 10

non-canon national day but it’s a really important day when you ask someone to sit on your face before Valentine’s Day but when the person denied, get their IP address

Person 1: hey it’s February 10

Can you sit on my face?

Person 2: ew no lol
Person 1: -get their IP address-

by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021