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Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.
by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010
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professional idiot

In contrast to the rank-and-file "useful idiot" (typically a disposable agitator), a "professional idiot" earns a living satisfying regime objectives. Examples include teachers, scientists, economics, and journalists promoting establishment narratives, and shock jocks and controlled-opposition figures pushing fall-back propaganda (loudly-advertised phony deplatforming pogroms may be instituted against these latter figures with declining levels of interest in order to remind you, the rube, that they exist). The professional idiot is intensely adverse to actual productive work, and invariably gravitates to careers in government and its associated parasitic organizations, or to other roles permitting him to talk for a living.

The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."
by Bezzle Bedeviled January 12, 2020
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Idina Menzel

Actor. Most famous for originating the role of elphaba in the broadway musical "wicked", for which she won a tony. also known for her role as maureen in the original cast of "rent"
by wicked fanatic February 9, 2005
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idfc

i don't f***ing care, to be used mainly in online chats or the like, a substitute fore idc (i don't care) used if you're angry or some other emotion that requires use of the f word.
by Cbasssl October 25, 2006
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Idiot Tax

A voluntary tax that is quite popular, usually used for education. The Idiot Tax may be paid in $1, $2, $5 or $10 increments but combinations are possible. The greater the idiot one is, the greater the tax one pays. Idiot Tax receipts can be scratch-off or have a combination of numbers. Also known as the lottery.
There are poeple who come into the store who pay $50-60/week in Idiot Tax.
by Grand Admiral Thrawn December 30, 2004
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y'all'd've'f'I'd've

A contraction for you all would have if would have.
Person 1: *backs out of doing something*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'I'd've
by Queen._.Bee January 22, 2017
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anti-idiotarian

Someone who has his or her head screwed on straight politically; generally used to refer to anyone who grasps the significance of and does his or her best to combat the post-9/11 political alliance between the "Old Left" and militant Islam.
"Imao, Frank is the funniest anti-idiotarian of them all. He really gets it."
by Garlic M. May 18, 2007
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