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Witch bitch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a witch bitch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can alternatively also be written "bitch witch".
This witch witch got in my way so I knocked her out!

All I see is a witch bitch pretending to be nice.

This witch bitch insulted me, so I called her a witch bitch!

Which witch bitch are you referring to?
by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023
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Witch

A word that is a more courteous way of saying “bitch”.

Appropriate to say in public places such as school without being chastised.
Girl #1: Did you hear what Sam said about Caroline?
Girl #2: Yeah what a witch!
by youngsavage01 December 10, 2017
mugGet the Witchmug.

Witches Dip

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022
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Red witch

- My little sister keeps listening to this annoying singer, I can't stand it anymore.
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...
by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018
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biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.
“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023
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Witch

A girl that is ugly as fuck and has a long ass nose.
by WitchhunterW658 June 10, 2018
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Etsy Witch

Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
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