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waltered

A word to describe someone who dresses poorly, or in the wrong era.
When Kevin came in to work wearing polyester pants and a wide striped shirt with butterfly collar, I said "Man Kev, you look like you've been waltered!"
by MattR September 10, 2008
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Waltar

There can only be one WALTAR, and it is the blue whale of continental North America, the massive, disgusting blob-shaped mass of leeching flesh called WAAALLLTTAAARR!!!!
Can also be called Walter, WHALTAR, and waltar.
"QUICKLY DANNY, TURN THE SHIP TO STARBOARD! 50 KNOTS FASTER TO THE EAST!!!!"
"WAIT CAPTAIN ANDREZ!"
"WHAT DANNY.. DONT TELL ME.." "THAR SHE BLOWS, CAP'N... IT BE... LAND WHALE!!!"
"NYE, IT BE NOT LAND WHALE.. IT BE.. WALTAR!!!"
"OH GOD NO!!!"
by KANDA. January 11, 2009
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walt

To chatter incessantly about nothing in particular.
Man, I just went into the break room and this dude walted my ear off for 20 minutes.
by Dudeness88 June 7, 2011
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WALTER

1.Verb. To vomit due to overconsumption of alcohol. A shortened version of the original term Walter Yackley, a made up name given to some random jerk off who passed out in my buddies bed. (we never did find out his real name)

2.Noun. A person who appears that they will very soon throw up.
1. You: I was wasted last night...
Me: Yeah, you waltered all over yourself. Fag.

2. When refering to someone who has just thrown up... "Ohhhhh, who invited Walter to the party"

3. When someones looks like they are going to throw up... "That guys about to go hang out with Walter."
by BigT23 December 21, 2010
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wealthy

In the year 2005 someone with a net worth of $5 million U.S is wealthy
i wish i was wealthy i would buy lots of poon
by JENNY JAMES October 10, 2005
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Walter

To drop a fork on the floor after picking it up
or to drop any flatware off a plate of food.

This definition comes from a man by the name of Walter who could not walk with a plate of food without dropping a fork to the floor.
person 1 "Hey did I just hear a fork drop"
person 2 "Yeah, I just pulled a Walter"

person 1 "Crap I dropped my fork"
person 2 "ha, you just pulled a Walter"
by I told you I would post it December 10, 2010
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Walter

Walter is a guy who seems innocent and seems like a good guy, but behind the mask he is a truly evil person. Walter spends his freetime ''hunting'' animals and ''extinguishing fires'' by participating in volunteer fire department. They may seem like innocent hobbies, but behind them hides a dark secret. Walter likes to shotgun innocent animals full of lead out of sheer entertainment, to keep his psychopatic disorder under control. He also likes to run like a hooligan into burning buildings to build up his adrenaline and feel his skin burn, because he is a masochist and likes pain. Walter weighs around 130kgs because he likes to consume the flesh of innocent children that he keeps in his basement and makes shishkebab out of. Walter rides a shitty Aprilia moped that can barely move under his extreme weight, and he likes to consume extraordinary amounts of caffeine to keep him awake and his mind concentrated while he is fulfilling his evil deeds. Walter also likes to drink heavy amounts of alcohol, frying his last braincells even more. Walter also likes to make shitty taxidermies that look like mongoloids. All in all you should never associate with a Walter, he may seem like a decent guy, but behind his mask hides an evil psychopath out to cause harm to the innocent.
Look, there is the mammoth Walter riding his Aprilia again.
by Rypticus November 15, 2022
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