Tristan

The dumb ass of the group... the kid that nobody really likes but they let him hang around cause he provides entertainment in a really messed up way.

Oh yeah, our friend group has a tristan too!

by Realshitmyguy December 15, 2019

Tristan Thiccer

A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.

"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"

by TriHard N July 28, 2021

Tristan

Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is the best boyfriend you could ever have he's so loyal and kind he loves playing fortnite and is horny 24/7😂😂

Tristan is so gay

by Zayla. Carnes May 31, 2019

Tristan

He’s sweet but too narcissist to exist,Probably has10 girls and only loves one (A good thing) Most likely to be inlove with a 'brenda'...

“Hey Tristan!”
*Ignores you and flips his hair*

by SJAEYUN March 9, 2023

Tristan

Sex adic with the biggest fucking cock

oh hes a tristan

by Notasexy January 21, 2022

Tristan

He's a very cool, chill, attractive ;) and he has a large weener.

Girl 1: '' Look it's Tristan

Girl 2: '' He's so attractive, what a hottie

by Lucytheboxer November 22, 2021