dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.

Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"

by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013

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dump-dat

A term used by anti-New Orleans Saints fans (basically the rest of the NFL team's fans) in order to display their annoyance and hatred for the overkilled term "Who Dat?"

As the final seconds ticked off the clock, the Carolina Panthers fans chanted "Dump-dat" as the Saints fans poured out of the stadium admist another defeat by the hands of the Panthers.

by Timmymoto April 22, 2010

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Forest Dump

The act of going into a heavily wooded area and taking a huge shit

Random person: *Sees a massive pile of shit on the ground in forest*
Random person: God damn... Someone did a Forest Dump...

by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019

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Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012

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