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Joshua Wood

The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick
Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick
by jw4amj January 15, 2021
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Chelsea Woods

This is a new and popular term to describe someone who’s transphobic, homophobic, racist and/ or sexist.

This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.
“She’s so full of herself, she’s a Chelsea Woods.”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”
by Mimi777 June 21, 2019
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Lewis wood

Lewis wood (AKA The Man With A Massive Knob is from Chester le street (Durham) and he gets a lot of females
by Dylan barnett August 26, 2022
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prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.
Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.
by Orionnoir March 29, 2020
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Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.
Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020
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Flip the wood

During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood
He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood
by Paranoid Squad August 19, 2017
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alfie wood

that mans an alfie wood hes sells drugs
by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020
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