Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.

David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.

by Dr. Collan Mac May 04, 2019

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Jared daniels

Someone who is a good friend and loyal

(Guy 1) Mans is a G, he always here for me
(Guy 2) he a jared daniels

by Hockeyeurs February 10, 2020

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jared richardson

Jared Richardson is a cuckold that enjoys watching his wife get railed on Tuesday night's. He capes through his ass on Wednesday night's. Then Thursday he meets with the ladies for their book club meeting.

" wow, do you see Jared Richardson over there? What a cuck!"

by earmsy@gmail.com April 27, 2017

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Jared

A guy that gets absolutely no maidens. No bitches. No damsels. No female significant other. Or male significant other, for that matter. He gets nobody. He is alone, and will forever be alone. He loves Friday Night Funkin' and anime, and watches them nonstop.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.

*at a party*
"Yo you seen my boy Jared?"
"Nah he's at home playin FNF."
"Damn that's too bad."

by Drexsanity November 04, 2022

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Jared

A guy who thinks he has it all and brags about it. He claims he is the best and complains about everything and anything you do that ”he doesnt like” But his imence Stupidity says otherwise

Oh that dude is such a Jared

by MannyVK September 07, 2020

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