(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 24, 2007
by Potusxmel November 30, 2009
Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.
by Meta April 12, 2004
1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe
2)The son of shit that God himself has banned
3)See also Vegetasan
2)The son of shit that God himself has banned
3)See also Vegetasan
by Mike Rotch October 16, 2004
by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017
1.Frequently uttered by me when playing MW2 and Halo 3 when I pwn some noobs.
2.This phrase can also be used as support for someone else's insult.
2.This phrase can also be used as support for someone else's insult.
1.YES!! I JUST GOT A MULTI KILL NOOB TUBE!! G3T 0WN3D SON!
2.Friend: Hellen Keller sings better than you!! (directed at 9 yr old on xbox)
Me: Yeah! Get Owned SOn!!!
2.Friend: Hellen Keller sings better than you!! (directed at 9 yr old on xbox)
Me: Yeah! Get Owned SOn!!!
by xINSANEx xMODZx September 12, 2010
by Floydman April 11, 2021