I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Country Slice

A polite way of saying cunt

OR

A delicious cake containing sultanas and currants

"Alright, country slice!!!"
"Hey mum."

by vbrt June 26, 2012

Slice

A piece of anything. Everything can be a slice. Originated from common pizza usage.

"Give me a slice of gum."
"I want to drink a slice of wine."
"Park in that slice over there."

by UrbanPerfect86 January 29, 2019

Slice my syce

to kill someones excitement, killjoy, buzzkill, to inform someone of bad news

guy one: daawg im soooo syced for kevins party this weekend!
guy two: breh, no one told you? Kevin got the flu.
guy one: blowwwn! You always Slice my syce brehhh!!!!

by classyblunt February 21, 2011

Slicing Beef

To end a feud.

Jennas mom: Ummm maddie, I thought i was the coolest mom. But I guess not, so im pullin up, and we’re slicing beef”

maddie: huh

by madds47 October 2, 2023

Slice list

A term referring to the amount of people a person has had sexual intercourse with

“Yo man how many girls you got on your slice list”
“34. What about you?”

by KOFITT May 30, 2022

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma August 1, 2016