Slammed Jam

when you drop your jar of strawberry jam and accidentally become a game development team

"hey jerry seinfeld i got the jam- oh shit"
smash
"hi im jerry seinfeld it seems you have made the slammed jam on accident"
laugh track

by mopade June 29, 2023

Slam Borkin

1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton

Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!

by aspen4life November 9, 2011

Slam Dunk

The act of forcing a woman's head into the toilet while slamming her either doggy style or in the ass. The head dunk is usually accomanied by a flush or two.

After we gang banged the girl we met at the club, I took her aside for some alone time in the bathroom and gave her a slam dunk.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

Slam Pig

Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.

Dude run. Slam Pigs nine o'clock.

by Douche McMurphlenuts May 4, 2007

Slam-tart

A really hot chick that engages in uncharacteristically promiscuous behavior. While most hot girls require a nice dinner, compliments, and respect from guys before they sleep with them, a slam-tart doesn't want this--she just wants to bang and be degraded. Although they act like slam-pigs, they are hot; therefore, they are slam-tarts.

"Yo dudes I can't believe you got with those girls! They were so hot"

"Naw man, they were just slam-tarts. They both just wanted some dick so we banged each one, then pulled a switch-a-roo. They didn't even make us wash our dicks off."

by Hollystar April 20, 2010

Rampage Slam

After having sex up against a cage, you slam your partner to the ground and howl loudly just like fighter Rampage Jackson.

What's that scream from the baseball field?
oh Steve is just giving his girlfriend the Rampage Slam.

by AC33 January 6, 2011

slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005