Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 23, 2021

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A popular thing Hisoka say appart from: "oooOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOoooooooOOOooooooooOO GoooOoOooOooOoooooooOoooooOn"

Razor: *thinks*The ball is stuck?
Hisoka: bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum, you see
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by AnimeOfficial January 04, 2021

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007

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Person 1: hey!
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by 𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑦✨ November 30, 2020

rubber tug

When jerk off your ballsack rather than jerking off your schlong

That rubber tug hurt my testiclads

by Longandhairyhard2carry January 08, 2017

Rubber Nutting

A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.

“I had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said she’d dump me if I didn’t keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutes”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020

rubber poncho

The cricker word for a condom

She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.

by Lindsay Shively March 30, 2014