Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Plastic

Kim Kardashian and Kim and Kendal AND Nikita Dragon.

Thats a plastic cup, thats no very vsco of you.skskskkksskskskks

by its a girl December 3, 2019

Plastic

The thing Kim Kardashian is made out of

"Kim Kardashian is made out of plastic and its killing the turtles!!!!!! :0"

by Ex_cerpt October 23, 2019

Plastics

Fake Breasts Worn By woman ussually made of plastic

Nah your bitch Got Plastics

Mf get your Fists Bacc up My Girls Boobs ain't plastics

by Sorda08 January 3, 2022

Fake Plastic

when someone has a lot of makeup on or had a lot of plastic surgeries.

"Man, she's fake plastic. Even the thiccc booty is fake.

by whoKNEWws March 27, 2018

Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.

David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow

by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019

Plastic

the shit that kills the turtles

this food tastes like plastic

by kkkooliosquarepants April 5, 2019